Most of us are all too familiar with the traditional twelve days of Christmas. Here at Penn Manor we have our own twelve days of Christmas.
Those who are having a good school season can look forward to the following:
Twelve Popcorn Chickens
Eleven Days of Christmas Break
Ten Big Cookies
Nine Early Dismissals
Eight Double Lunches
Seven Smiling Lunch Ladies
Six Rec Basketball Games
Five Happy Principals
Four Class Parties
Three Mindish Sightings
Two Snack Carts
One Giving Tree
Those who find themselves not having a very good school year may relate to the following “gifts” of the season:
Twelve Saturday Schools
Eleven Puny Freshman
Ten Disgusting PDA’S
Nine Freezing Classrooms
Eight Detentions
Seven Pawned Class Rings
Six Squeaking Shoes
Five School Fights
Four Stinking Finals
Three Parking Deck Accidents
Two Snickering Girls
One Late research paper
Happy Holidays to All!
By Kimmy Bowman and Tyler Beckley
Since when are there 12 days of Christmas? I only celebrate one day, and that’s 12/25. Now I’m sad.
I’m sorry, but that is the cheesiest remake of a song I’ve ever seen. I agree with Nacho, there also aren’t technically twelve days of Christmas.
Your friendly neighborhood Troll, Annon,\.
(Yeah, I’m truly back.)