Has Charlie Sheen Lost His Shine?

By Bobby Rehm –

“I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

Chances are that you’ve heard this quote before. It’s just one of the many quotes that “Two and a Half Men” star, Charlie Sheen has come up with recently. The difference here is that these aren’t part of the show, these are all Sheen.

The former star of one of the most popular comedies on television has been bringing attention to himself, and quite a bit of it is negative. Between his porn-star girlfriends babysitting his kids, his new found drug use, or saying completely absurd things on TV interviews, many would say Sheen’s reputation is going down the tubes.

“I like the show but not him as a person,” explained senior, Dillon Walker.

And many others agree with him.

Charlie Sheen at his best. Photo from theinsider.com

“He is crazy. What’s wrong with him?” said phys ed teacher, Billie Jo Atkins.

Although many see Charlie Sheen in a negative light, some find themselves on the border.

Senior Casey May says that she likes Sheen in “Two and a Half Men,” but not so much as a person. Many people felt similarly when asked the same question.

“At least someone is baby sitting his kids,” said Brian Dunne. There are even a few people that find his recent behavior acceptable and like Sheen.

“I love him,” said senior Brock Kauffman. “I like him because he simply doesn’t care what people think.”

Despite crazy interviews, irresponsible treatment of his kids, and demand of a pay raise, some people will like Sheen for who he is, which he believes is a “Rock Star from Mars”.

Comments

  1. Charlie sheen says:

    I have not lost my shine. You ll see.

  2. Mark Anthony Dwiar II says:

    ^ hahahahhaaha

  3. Two and a half men will crash and burn without Sheen- really stupid decision made by CBS and Warner Bros. staff!