A Typhoon For Your Taste Buds!

Dew Dew Dew and more Dew. Mountain Dew Typhoon.  Catchy jingle isn’t it?

Pepsi came up with three new Mountain Dew flavors White Out, Typhoon and Distortion to tempt the taste buds of teens.  But not all of them are created equal.

In a obvious effort to promote their new products, they created a website called Dewmocracy.com. Currently, White Out has 44 percent of America’s votes and Typhoon comes in second with 40 percent of the votes. This is an outrage.

Typhoon is by far the best. If you like the taste of tropical gushers you’ll LOVE the taste of this. It doesn’t taste like fruit punch so some people don’t know what they’re talking about.

Other than the taste being wonderful, the color is also very appealing. It’s bright orangish red, it’s definitely different than any other soda ever created.

The other two flavors aren’t as good. Distortion tastes like regular Mountain Dew with added lime flavoring. You could easily make this Mountain Dew yourself-mix Mountain Dew with Sierra Mist and you have Distortion.

White Out on the other hand is different. Its hard to explain what it taste like but it’s(the taste) is very familiar.

Doesn’t White Out have a shocking resemblance to Japan’s Pepsi White?

It’s sad knowing that Lancaster county voted for White Out when Typhoon is definitely on the better side of the sun.

There’s 12 more days to vote for your favorite flavor, I suggest doing so. Just one vote impacts the poll so much.

After trying Typhoon you’ll realize that the name of it makes total sense.

It really is a TYPHOON for your TASTE BUDS!

You can vote now on www.dewmocracy.com


To see another opinion on the flavors, check out this story by Mike Bouder.

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By Gabby Myers

3 thoughts on “A Typhoon For Your Taste Buds!”

  1. doesnt really matter tho. Both are pepsi products so the profit goes to the same place. And theres already a mnt dew story???

  2. Blaughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yogurt pepsi?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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